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Have you ever tried a wacky gadget to lose weight? Chances are you have or know someone who did! I know I have. I hate to admit this but back in the ‘80s, I purchased this ridiculous looking black, plastic weight loss suit that connected to the vacuum with a hose. Remember it?! This “scientifically proven” plastic suit guaranteed a weight loss after 30 minutes. The premise: just exercise with it on, and the vacuum would just suck out all the fat. I vividly remember waiting until all my family members were out to use it. I thought by the time they returned, I would surprise them with a new, slimmer body!! What a gullible dummy I was! For 30 minutes, I clumsily exercised, tripping several times, alongside a noisy vacuum looking like an absolute idiot. Needless to say, I didn’t lose an ounce!!! Well, you’d think we’d know better by now, but we don’t! With obesity on the rise, the weight loss industry is busy producing gadget after gadget for every desperate sucker who’s willing to fork up some money. Sit back and enjoy some videos of the wackiest, stupidest “exercise machines” on the market for losing weight.
Ridiculous! They look like they’re preparing for take-off!
Prepare for your next bedroom encounter.
Should we be watching this? Seems sexual!
Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.
News Headline: Woman found tangled and strangled by her AquaVee!
Jiggle your way to the perfect body.
Imagine this awesome chair in the office! I’d puke after a minute! I don’t think they intended for tht users to lose weight in that manner.
Its fashionable too!
Also makes a great yoyo.